Selfshipping? You're a selfshipper? I thought you were normal!

Yes. I do that. Horrifying for a proclaimed normal man to do, I know. If it helps you to know it, I am strictly monogamous and strictly monoamorous. This means I only have one romantic partner and only have one sexual partner at a time, and these both overlap. Basically, I will never actively go after more than one person. It is unfair and cheating, even if the other person does give the heads up. When I get a girlfriend (pro tip: never, with my luck) I will bid my selfshipping practices goodbye, as it would seem quite disloyal. Imagine getting a boyfriend and he kisses you then moons over fictional living chalk. Yeah, I wouldn't like it either.
Speaking of fictional living chalk...

Yes. That is what I like. This is the guy I want carnally. No, this is not a bit. I legitimately want him.

...Why?

Not sure. He scratches my brain right. Liked his design before I watched ChalkZone, watched episode one then immediately decided the course of my life would change forever. The usual Sunday.

It literally took me one day to end up downloading the entirety of ChalkZone to TWO laptops AND a phone, do NOT fuck with me I have autism beyond human limitations. Please do note I do not see Snap as a child. I'm not a creepazoid.

...And you want this thing carnally? Isn't he chalk?

That is indeed a double whammy of being correct. Yes, I want him carnally. Yes, he is made of chalk. Yes, I know chalk is destructible by liquid. However, I'm not stupid, and have the capacity to consider every way not to destroy chalk in the type of situations you're thinking of. I'm an artist, you know.

Also, check out my shrine of him. It's pretty bare bones currently, but I'll decorate it and rehaul it... at one point... No, it does not include the art mentioned above. I'm gatekeeping.